I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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