i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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