do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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