I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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