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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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