he told me I talked like a deaf person
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We had to coat check the pizza.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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