Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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