love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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