He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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