do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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