idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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