so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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