But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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