dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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