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(917): View more from New York City

I cockslap morals

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she woke up with a sticky ear

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(678): View more from Georgia

If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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(770): View more from Georgia

theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl

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(240): View more from Maryland

The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.

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(956): View more from Texas

Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes

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(201): View more from New Jersey

thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon

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