So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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