Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
