That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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