i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I need to align my fucking chakras
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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