lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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