I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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