D3 body, D1 cock
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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