You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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