he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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