Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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