I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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