I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
we should paint friendship bongs
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