lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
please come you make the beer taste better
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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