wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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