it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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