The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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