if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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