Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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