There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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