He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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