WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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