On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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