Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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