is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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