It's just like the Real World with babies
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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