so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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