You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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