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i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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