it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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