A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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