So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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