This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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