I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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