come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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