Only a mothe r could love this liver
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
where are my eyebrows?
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