Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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