I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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