no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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