Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
