and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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