We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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