Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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