I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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