Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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