He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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