Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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