..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
